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April 10, 2008

Confessions of an ambulance--Russia, Germany and Uncle Warren's Gulog in West Texas

One of Warren Jeffs' flunkies, a guy named Merrill Jessop, was recently quoted in the Salt Lake Tribune as saying that the actions of Texas law officers at the the YFZ Ranch during the last week are reminiscent of the kind of police activities one might expect in Stalinist Russia or Nazi German and in many ways I think that's a great analogue.
I would, however, make one distinction.
Instead of tagging the "Russian" and "German" label on cops, Merrill Jessop should really pin it on himself and his pals out at their YFZ pad.
That place is not a compound. It's a concentration camp--a gulog for little girls. The 16-year-old who first triggered the ranch raid did so when she placed a series of desperate phone calls to an domestic violence center in West Texas. The child told how , at the age of 15, she had been married to a much older polygamous man--how at the age of 16 she was a mom with another baby on the way--and how her polygamous husband raped her and beat her from the very beginning.
Then to top it off these clowns--guys like Merrill Jessop--were scaring the child with threats like if she tried to leave they would find her and lock her up. They also told her that if she did escape she would be raped and abused by men from the outside world.
This as the girl was being raped and abused by her polygamous pinhead husband inside the "No-Rights Ranch."
The other night on CNN I did something that I don't think I've ever done before. I called some one a "jerk" on the air. I called Merrill Jessop--Warren Jeffs' lackey and the head honch over at the old YFZ--a jerk and a brute and a guy who should join his polygamous prophet in the pokie.
And today I would just like to say that I stand by that statement!

February 23, 2008

Confessions of an ambulance chaser--Dear Mr. Fisher--help me understand

I've spent much of my adult life at crime scenes--belly-up to police tape in big cities and small towns--watching cops do their thing.
Over the last 30 years a lot of those crime scenes have sort of blurred together. A handful, however, stand out.
I'll never forget the Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City after Timothy McVeigh parked his truck bomb out front--ripping the building apart and killing 168 men, women and children. When I first saw it with my own eyes it felt like somebody had knocked the wind out of me.
I'll never forget the sights, the sounds and the tastes of New York's Ground Zero--the horrific smoldering wreckage of the World Trade Center in the days immediately following 911 attack.
I'll also never forget a home in south Scottsdale--burned to the ground early one morning as t.v helicopters hovered over head broadcasting the inferno on live television.
In the ashes Scottsdale cops would find the bodies of a mom and her two children. .....more to come.....mw

February 7, 2008

Confessions of an ambulance chaser--Murder and mayhem--screwing up on live T.V.--and a proud father's love for his son

I've always been more comfortable at a crime scene than at a political rally.
As twisted as it may sound, stories about cops and robbers--death and destruction--murder and mayhem--have always made sense to me.
Politics--now that's scary and confusing.

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February 2, 2008

Confessions of an ambulance chaser--Weirdest of the Weird--Chapters One and Two--Daddy's a Mummy and Daddy's a Dame


Chapter One

People sometimes ask me what's the weirdest story I've ever cover. It's a hard question to answer. There have been so many.
Like the one about the mid-west family that figured out a pretty effective way to perform a "do-it-yourself mummification" in the basement of their home.
It's the story of mom and her kids who were so grief stricken over the death of their husband and father that they just couldn't bear the thought of being separated from dear old dad.
So what did they do?
Well they decided to lie their deceased father out on some sort of lawn chair down in the basement of their home. The subterranean chamber had a concrete floor with a drain at the center of it. And it proved to be the perfect place to plop old pop.
Because--according to cops--over the next several months all of the fluids in the man's body sort of drained out of his rear end and ran right down through the hole in the floor.
Police also told me they believed the mummification process must have taken quite a while to complete--leaving one to only imagine the rich bouquet that must have permeated the house during the hot and muggy months of a mid-west summer.
But finally success!--the corpse was transformed into something that to my eye looked very mummy-like--picture if you will a skeleton that has been shrink-wrapped in its own skin--a thick layer of yellowish beef jerky.
How do I know? Well one of the local cops was gracious enough to flash me a picture that was never released to the public--an image that is forever seared into my twisted memory.

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January 15, 2008

Confessions of an ambulance chaser--Sinners in Sicily--A religious pilgramage to Italy with Joe Conforte--Pimp King of the Mustang Ranch

He was wearing an ankle length mink coat and chomping on a cigar the size of an ax handle.



Joe Conforte had to be well into his 60s as he stood there surrounded by a group of short, stocky men on a dark and narrow street in an ancient Sicilian town called Augusta--the dirt poor prodigal son who had left this Mediterranean fishing village as a youth and now had triumphantly returned after hustling his way to a fortune in America.
If the stogie and stole weren't proof enough of Joe's Conforte rather twisted American success, the big bosomy redhead--clinging to the old man's arm like wallpaper--sort of drove home the point.
Subtlety was never part of Conforte's schtick. .

Indeed the flamboyant Joe Conforte had made millions as the owner and operator of Nevada's most notorious whore house, the Mustang Ranch--at the time the oldest and largest legal brothel in America.

And now Joe was making his yearly pilgramage back to the place of his birth--to share his good fortune with his old friends and old-world family members--and more importantly to stroke his annual check to the local Sicilian priest--for as I learned on that very memorable trip, pimp-master Joe Conforte took great pride in being the number one benefactor of the Augusta's Catholic church.

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December 3, 2007

Confessions of an ambulance chaser--Elizabeth Taylor, Michael Jackson and that Romantic Flight to Singapore

I've done a lot of wacky interviews in my time, but ambushing actress Elizabeth Taylor on board an airplane bound for Singapore was probably the most crazed.
It was back in 1993 at the very beginning of Michael Jackson's first sex scandal--the first time a little boy accused the self-proclaimed "King of Pop" of being a pedophile.
Jackson's multi-million dollar "Dangerous Tour" was just getting underway in Southeast Asia when the story first broke in the United State and suddenly the "Gloved One"--arguably the most famous person on the planet--was suspected of being a sexual predator with an appetite for little prepubescent boys.

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November 11, 2007

Confessions of an ambulance chaser--The Flora and the Fauna of an Insurgency--Women of the Revolution

"We got two runners....I'm on my way up to get 'em...."
I knew the voice without introduction. Flora Jessop was on the line.
If there's a definition of "hell-raiser" in the dictionary, it should be accompanied by a photo of Flora.

It was a Sunday morning in early 2004. I was sipping coffee and reading the newspaper--all set for a quiet day at home.
Then the phone rings.
"...two girls...running.....they're at a safe house...I'm going to go pick 'em up....leaving right away....you want to go?"
Flora Jessop is sort of like a force of nature and I could tell by her voice that a storm was brewing.

So much for the quiet Sunday!

My first move: I call my good buddy, 3TV's legendary cameraman Mike Hernandez, to see if the big man was up for this little impromptu trip and the next thing I know the two of us are flying northbound up the I-17 from Phoenix to Flagstaff--headed for a rendezvous with Flora.




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October 5, 2007

Confessions of an ambulance chaser--"We're all evil!--Eyeball to eyeball with the Night Stalker

It's probably the worst interview of my career, my face-to-face jail house chit-chat with notorious serial killer Richard Ramirez.
Ramirez is perhaps best known as "the Night Stalker", a West Texas drifter who descend on Southern California in the early '80s like a deadly disease. Ramirez was former Catholic alter-boy who as a teen turned into a glue-sniffing Satan worshiper. After making his way to California, Ramirez started off his bloody crime spree by slipping through windows and robbing homes.
Soon, however, he graduated to slitting throats. He raped, he tortured and he murdered.

I first got to know Richard through some of his groupies--women who were crazy about Ramirez and who were literally fighting with each other outside a San Francisco jail--competing for the killer's attention.
By the time I got involved in the story, Richard had already been convicted of 13 grisly murders in Los Angeles. His L.A. trial: a complete freak show--bizarre and outrageous even by the twist standard of LaLaLand.
During the lengthy court proceeding, Richard frequently liked to amuse himself by yelling obscenities at the judge--wearing sunglasses--smirking and smiling at people in the gallery--and flashing a satanic pentagram that he had printed on the palm of his hand. It was a crazed courtroom carnival with Richard Ramirez as the rock star ring leader.
Despite the theatrics, however, in the end justice was served. Richard Ramirez was found guilty.

And by the time I got on the scene, Richard was up in San Francisco--cooling his jets in a big, ugly downtown jail in the city by the bay. Ramirez was waiting to go on trail for a 14th homicide--the brutal killing of a man with the unlikely name of Peter Pan. The 66-year-old Mr. Pan and his 64-year-old wife Barbara had been savagely attacked in their bay area home one night--shot while laying in their bed. Mr. Pan died. Mrs. Pan was badly injured and never fully recovered.

I was working as a reporter for the tv show "A Current Affair"....Rupert Murdock's first smutty stab at television journalism in the U.S. on what was then known as his "fledgling" FOX network. I covered a lot of smutty stories for A Current Affair back in those days and this one was a doozey.
Among the girls who were battling with each other over Richard's affections was real cast of characters--a small time porn star--a ditzy but sweet single mother with two kids--even one of the female jurors from Ramirez's L.A. trial had become obsessed with the long-haired devil worshipper. She had followed Ramirez from Southern California up the coast to San Francisco and she was one of the women who was now frequently causing trouble outside the jail.
The single mom--on the other hand--sort of became a friend of mine and she let me tag along one afternoon when she went into the jail to visit Richard.
It was one of those filthy big city dungeons--clanging metal doors and concrete floors--a hellhole designed to cage human animals. In the poorly lit visiting room, inmates sat on one side of a thick pane of shatterproof glass while visitors sat on the other. They talked to each other through telephone receivers hanging from the walls.
While we were in there, two other women were also there visiting some other guy. They, however, were not doing a lot of talking over the telephone. Instead the women were taking turns lifting up their shirts and hiking up their skirts very openly exposing themselves--much to the delight of their locked-up friend.
At first I started looking around to see if some jacked-up jailer was going to come rushing in and to put a stop to this jail house hanky-panky--but no one did. I then thought to myself 'why would they?' No one was getting hurt and the turnkeys in this incredibly dreary place were probably watching the x-rated spectacle on some video monitor somewhere--enjoying every moment of the show.....more to come....mw

October 1, 2007

Confessions of an ambulance chaser--Hatred, Religion and a High-Powered Rifle

The first serial killer I ever met was a guy named Joseph Paul Franklin. He was a Southern white drifter who came floating through Salt lake City about thirty years ago.
On his way through town, Franklin happens to see two black teenage boys and two white teenage girls walking together on the edge of one of the city's downtown parks.
So what does Joseph Paul Franklin do? He parks his car. He quietly slips out the door. He positions himself in the tall weeds of a vacant lot nearby. Then with a scope to his eye and a high-powered rifle in his hands, Joseph Paul Franklin shots and kills the two young black men--Ted Fields and David Martin.
In a jail house interview Joseph Paul Franklin would later tell me--between rambling about God and reciting scripture--that the two young men "had it coming" because they had "no business race mixing."

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August 25, 2007

Confessions of an ambulance chaser--train's a comin'--looking back down the tracks of the underground railroad

She was so scared she could barely speak--so uncomfortable and nervous she was unable to sit straight in a chair.
Her name was Cheri Beth Taylor. She was 15-years-old. And she was on the run from Colorado City.

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August 6, 2007

Confessions of an ambulance chaser--when the ambulance takes a turn towards home

I was reminded recently why it's never a good idea for a reporter to get too close to a story. It can hurt too much.

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July 25, 2007

Confessions of an ambulance chaser--Jamie the junkie--the needle and the damage done

Like most junkies he was skinny and nervous--and in the darkness of a rain-soaked Seattle night--he was looking for a fix.

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July 21, 2007

Confessions of an ambulance chaser--good cop, bad cop and the richest man in the world

I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I get paid to have adventures.

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July 16, 2007

Confessions of an ambulance chaser--so you want to make good t.v?

Once upon a time--many years ago--a very wise man told me the secret of making good t.v.


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July 8, 2007

Confessions of ambulance chaser--I wish I had a buck..

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I wish I had a buck for every murder I've covered that was committed by some stupid, jealous, control-freak boy-friend or husband. I know I'd be rich!

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The latest such story--the brutal Fourth of July murder of a beautiful young woman by the name of Brianna Wood. As the Nation was celebrating its birthday, Ms. Wood was being stabbed to death and having her throat slit allegedly at the hands of her live-in boyfriend--a 24-year-old named Ryan John Chronis. It is a twisted story but suffice it to say that Ryan Chronis is--by most accounts--a dead beat scumbag with a long history of meth use who allegedly murdered Brianna Wood in front of her two young children. Chronis then allegedly loaded the body in the back of Ms. Wood's SUV--leaving Brianna's two young sons ages 2 and 3 all alone in their apartment--as he headed to Mexico to dispose of the evidence. The good news is that some heads-up Mexican cops busted Chronis before he could dump the body. I'll have more on my interaction with Brianna's wonderful and loving family later...but at this point I just wanted to go on the record and encourage every stupid, cowardly asshole who has ever contemplated violence against his wife or his girl-friend--shoot yourself instead--I'm tired of covering the stories and the world would be a better place without you...mw

July 3, 2007

Confessions of an ambulance chaser--O.J. Simpson and one agonizing moment of missed opportunity

It was one of those hazy L.A. morning. A thick marine layer was clinging to the ground like a giant mildewy blanket. Everything outside the speeding car was a dingy and blurry gray.
We were flying west bound on the I-10 Freeway headed towards Santa Monica. My camera crew and I had set up some early morning shot. But for the life of me I can't remember what the hell it was.

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July 1, 2007

Confessions of an ambulance chaser--taking a punch on national t.v.

Taking a punch on national t.v. can be good for your career.

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June 26, 2007

Confessions of an ambulance chaser--murder in a small town

William F. Stone was a crusty and colorful old man who liked to salt his conversations with curse words and to keep his hard earned cash close to his chest.

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June 11, 2007

Confessions of an ambulance chaser--South of the Border

The image of a trout on a ten-speed come to mind as I embark on my first blogging adventure. I 've got to confess I am one of those old-schoolers who has always believed that the best writing is done on a soggy cocktail napkin. This whole computer thing is sort of a stretch for me.

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