No, I didn't walk out the door naked. I did, however, put on my slacks backwards this morning. And what's worse, I didn't notice it until I went to the ladies room. I had been at work more than three hours.

I was perplexed by the newly found back pockets. And then I didn't realize this particular pair of pants had seams down the back, as well as the front. Wait a minute. Where are the front seams?

Man! How sad is that?

Note to self. Get a grip. And pay a little more attention when getting dressed.

At least I'm not so far gone that I'm forgetting to get dressed. And that's a good thing. A really good thing.